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  • Jordan:

    okay o i decided to look at what's on tv

  • Jordan:

    and i cdecided to flop over to adult etnretainment

  • Jordan:

    i swear to fuicking god there is a naked wooman on a blanket next to bigfoot and they definitely had sex before i turned on this show

  • Jordan:

    i swear TO FUCKING GOD I JIUST TURNED ONT HE TAIL END OF BIGFOOT PORN I THINK

  • Jordan:

    I'M GONNA DIE

  • Jordan:

    THIS WAS PERFECT ID ODN'T EVEN WANNA SEE ANYMORE JUST KNOWING THIS WAS A THING

  • Jordan:

    HE'S PUT ON A DIVING HELMET

  • Jordan:

    I THINK HE'S GONNA ESCAPE UNDERWATER

  • Jordan:

    NO

  • Jordan:

    IT'S A SPACE HELMET

  • Jordan:

    BIGFOOT WAS AN ALIEN

  • Jordan:

    I CAUGHT THE TAIL END OF AN ALIEN BIGFOOT PORNO

  • Jordan:

    THERE SI NTOGHING I WILL EVER SEE THAT WILL EVER BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THAT

  • Jordan:

    i HOPE YOU APPRECIATE ME TELLING YOU THIS

  • Heliotrope:

    i do

  • Heliotrope:

    a whole bunch

  • Heliotrope:

    oh my god

  • Heliotrope:

    let me know if you see anythnig more about it

  • Jordan:

    I Doubt I will ever see this again oh my god though

  • Jordan:

    so

  • Jordan:

    beautiful

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