May 2013
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I'm doing a poll, Reblog if you choose the Grass...
billthesetite:
messed-up-logic:
(Water)
(Fire)
yoooooooooooooo
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kingcheddarxvii:
I used to think that feminists thought men were inferior and that I was meant to feel like less of a person for being male and that being male was difficult and therefore negated any complaint of sexism and that sexism would stop being a problem if people just stopped talking about it
Then I turned 12
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describe what marsellus wallace looks like. does...
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monetizeyourcat:
In my imagination, in this reality we all dip into where ambulatory, talking skeletons are part of people’s lives, they’re completely fucking useless. They never do or say anything of value. So when you see a living skeleton your first thought isn’t, “Oh god, help!”, but “Fucking shitty skeleton, go away!” And then it starts dancing in the middle of the street and you just get...
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monetizeyourcat:
now far be it from me to throw around words like “Snake” and “Scaly Devil” and “Python”, but I think my honorable colleague’s insistence on eating live piglets during this debate speaks for itself
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amazingfhb:
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
let’s be clear on this: i am not angry about spiders georg being popular with tumblr teens,i am angry because they are enjoying it too much, for reasons i dont understand, and the only explanation i can muster is that i am old, which is fucked
[fandom blogger voice] I love that game, Jack Off....
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ryumma:
what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
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angrypigeons:
biorobo:
angrypigeons:
moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY
FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN
hahahha yesssss <3
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soonmide:
espeonchan:
everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session
“and how does that make you feel”
pitbulls are such amazing dogs don’t give any dog a bad rep
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monetizeyourcat:
It was originally supposed to be called “XBox Fun” but they kept getting bug reports that it wasn’t
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monetizeyourcat:
genderweed:
im glad that everyone’s finally shut the fuck up about yahoo
it’s called XBox One because Microsoft will take one look at it and sell it to Yahoo for 1.1 billion dollars and walk away
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chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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tHERE'S A WHOLE TAG FOR SPIDERS GEORG I CHECKED
reallyreallyreallytrying:
lucindasparks:
I’M SCREAMING
youre screaming? buddy my lungs and throat are dangeoursly swole & muscular from the long months of screaming ive been doing
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jreckbacob:
is Spiders Georg pronounced with a hard or soft g at the end? please respond quickly the spiders have taken me to his cave and i dont want to be rude
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it's called the xbox one because they're only...
monetizeyourcat:
thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
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Die Alone Complex: exfriends: The Tsunderisse:... →
myrgeit:
exfriends:
The Tsunderisse: exfriends: The Tsunderisse: nerve-enders: this is my reaction: Call of…
exfriends:
The Tsunderisse: nerve-enders: this is my reaction: Call of Duty got a playable dog…
nerve-enders:
this is my reaction: Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters
exfriends:
sickslickman:
…It did?
okay this…
first of...
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Die Alone Complex: Call of Duty got a playable dog... →
myrgeit:
tsunderisse:
exfriends:
sickslickman:
…It did?
okay this annoys the fuck out of me because first of all HALF OF THESE GAMES ARE HISTORY BASED: AS IN WOW NO WOMEN CHARACTERS. also did you know that even though women are allowed in the military today only recently have they been allowed in regular combat? woah man. woah. do you know how fun it is to play a character that isn’t...
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halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
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diablod:
theres something incredibly sinister about a guy sayin “connect with who you are as a player” while a montage of guns and war happens on the screen
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“‘We Have Always Fought’: Challenging the ‘Women,... →
eschergirls:
I often tell people that I’m the biggest self-aware misogynist I know.
I was writing a scene last night between a woman general and the man she helped put on the throne. I started writing in some romantic tension, and realized how lazy that was. There are other kinds of tension.
I made a passing reference to sexual slavery, which I had to cut. I nearly had him use a gendered...
