I am crying
It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
Murder me? Murder you!
It’s my Destiny!
it goes on for pages
including, but not limited to, paying slavoj zizek to follow you around and never ever say anything other than zizek_ebooks quotes
What if Leo Dicaprio apparently won an Oscar but at the last minute they announced they were awarding an extra Golden Globe instead of Best Actor this year, and as Dicaprio’s face slowly erupts into heaving sobs Golden Globe-shaped balloons fall from the ceiling on his prostrate body